-Ryan - Canadian - Cat Enthusiast - Likes Smallville and Grey's Anatomy - Likes boys, salad and Aaron Ashmore - Scratch that - I hate salad


People Who Are The Coolest Cats In The World:
  • Adam - The Pimp Daddy to my Ugly Hoe 
  • Alannah - The Porn to my Gay  (otp: boobtanic)
  • AllyThe Callie to my Mark (Get it, because Ally and Callie)
  • Cassie - The Holly J to my Declan
  • Erika - The Penis to my Vagina (otp: im sorcery)
  • Gillian - The Lois Lane to my Jimmy Olsen
  • John - The Clark Kent to my Black Friend of Clark’s (Pete Ross)
  • Kenzi - ??????????????????????????????
  • Meg - The Camera to my Jimmy Olsen.
  • Sarah - The Jesus to my Beard
  • Shanea - The Peanut Butter to my Jelly (to gay to function)
  • Shelise - (So Original) The Shelise to my Ryan
  • Tyler - (Sorry in advance) The Blood Flow to my Cock.

(Some of you need special help, Tyler, Adam, Alannah & Erika to be specific.)